Works a 9-5. Goes to the local brewery after work. Checks stocks and the weather in the morning. Drinks coffee on the way to work. Irons clothes. Wears a seatbelt. Looks both ways at the crosswalk. Doesn't drive and text. Has a healthy 401k. Most likely has 2.5 children. Parents are still married. Only one baby mama. Wears matching Christmas PJs for the Christmas card. Leads the Thanksgiving prayer.
Traumatize the guys wearing the other hats we sell, not this one. He's a good man. Leave the good ones in the streets for the good women.
About:
5-panel nylon camper hat, water absorbent and quick-drying, with antibacterial and deodorant properties. Perfect for outdoor use, offering comfort, freshness, and durability for active lifestyles and casual wear.
